At least this cable modem isn't as crappy as the last one I had from Motorola.
Also... a special thank you to Linksys*cough*Cisco for hiding the default IP address for your 802.11n router. Most other people put that sort of stuff in an insert in the box or up at the top of the PDF. :)
Despite your best efforts, however, my shelf'o'compute is online now. \o/